house cow

An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.

He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.

by SandyButtCheeks April 26, 2019

House of Gold

1.) To “Give someone a House of Gold” doesn’t refer to a literal house of gold, but rather the idea of opulence and joy. Caring enough for someone to go through hardship and evils of the world for them, with the ultimate end goal for both individials to be well off or content in the name of love. Based off of “House of Gold” by Twenty One Pilots

2.) A “House of Gold” by itself refers to loneliness, greed, and the general corruption of materialism. Refers more to one’s selfish ways. Based off of “A House of Gold” by Hank Williams.

1.) Me: Mom, I love you

Mom: I love you too

Me: I swear one day, I’ll give you the House of Gold you deserve

2.)Person 1: I want the money, the glitz, glam, and the fame. To live in a manshion and have everyone know my name.

Hank Williams: “...I'd rather be in a deep, dark grave, And know that my poor soul was saved. Than to live in this world in A House of Gold, And deny my God and doom my soul...”

by S4nchez29 May 12, 2019

Up The House

To be good and or rockin'

Yo this party is up the house.

by fdsffdsfsdfs November 20, 2017

Wanky House

Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.

Oh look, Jack is listening to wanky house again...

This Dj is playing wanky house..

by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012

Cody House

When your just too gansta for your own good. Your day consist of looking at bytches facebooks whom you don't know and creepy liking their status, spitting mad balla game at girls 14 and under, and avoiding contact wif your main niggahs.

Aaron: Did you cody house a bitch this weekend?

Tony: Nah man I slayed a dragon instead, there wasn't any middle schoolers at the party.

by Karkov November 9, 2011

Hype House

A group of social media "influencers" who post 10 second clips of themselves dancing and somehow get more famous than people who work hard.

The Hype House somehow got a show on Netflix as well for some reason.

by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022

House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.

by Mr.winky February 3, 2017