by ILOVEJ.A November 20, 2021
Get the Jose Antonio mug.When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
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"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016
Get the flying to san antonio mug.Jaylen And Antonio are the best of friends Antonio or Tony is the mean nice type of person he fun to date and who’ll treat a girl like a princess also very charming Jaylen his bestie he is calm cool and awesome he never get annoyed with Antonio if is annoyed with anybody Antonio is their to cheer him up The same with Jaylen always making people laugh and cares about his friends That is why they are the best of friends
by Certified aw November 24, 2023
Get the Antonio and Jaylen mug.An Italian Antonio is loyal, strong willed, and intelligent. If an Antonio is 100% Italian he also looks great. A Hispanic Antonio is physicaly strong but has lower morals and a much lower intellect. You can tell them apart easily due to Hispanic Antonios looking just as ugly as there rape baby Spanish/tribal relatives. A mixed Antonio is an abomination, he might have look good from his Italian dna and he might even have a high intelligence. Due to his Hispanic traits he will be weak and submissive, he will be socially anxious and won’t confront you about anything because he’s such a pussy.
I met an Antonio in Italy and he was a great friend, then I traveled to Argentina and met a brain dead Antonio playing soccer. Worst off all was the Antonio in America he was half Italian and half Mexican or something, he seemed like a good friend at first but then I realized how he’s truly just a mutt.
by Emperor of south east Asia September 7, 2021
Get the Antonio mug.An Antonio/Tony is the more stunning man you will ever lay your eyes on! He is never hard to miss as he has beautiful black hair with stunning almond brown eyes. Antonio is the type of guy you would want to take home to meet the family and definitely the type of guy you’d want to bring to your bed ;) There is no denying that Antonio/Tony is the most important person in the entire world who will never leave your mind no matter if you’re awake or sleeping!
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Antonio/Tony is defined as a stunning charming man
His eyes are beautiful he must be an Antonio/Tony!
Antonio/Tony is defined as a stunning charming man
by Kiwi Crusher March 22, 2021
Get the Antonio/Tony mug.A fucking moron that was once considered to be the best wide receiver in the NFL and is proof that black people can be racist, despite what some ignorant, stupid lying low IQ individuals say and will continue to say.
Luke had a bright future as he was very successful previously, but then he made some ridiculously stupid decisions, including some very inappropriate stuff, some of which are racist that made many people, if not everyone that were fans of him hate him, he's such an Antonio Brown!
by PhoenixGamer34 December 14, 2023
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