Virginia Tech

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

Crown Tech

A small technology Discord server community providing programming support. A safe and active community with helpful staff.

Person 1: "I need programming support for my Discord bot."
Person 2: "Go to Crown Tech. They have the best support".
Person 1: "Ok."

10 Minutes Later...
Person 1: "Wow they were really helpful."
Person 2: "Yeah. I know right"

by Archreus#4200 January 4, 2021

Tech Lagger

A person whose tech savyness is behind the rest of societies.

My sister is such a Tech Lagger, she is looking for a new palm pilot to replace her Palm III. Hasn't she hear of the iPhone?

Or

My friend just found out that no-one is on MySpace anymore, they just moved to this new thing called Facebook. He is such a Tech Lagger.

by ErikD January 23, 2010

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Tech Hate

A term used when you loathe slow or non responsive technology.

Jason: Damn that internet connection!
KC: I see you got your Tech Hate on.

by DELL Services August 26, 2007

Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week

Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week

by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003