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Teacher

A state employee who, as such, doesn't know what real work is and complains about getting paid $40,000-$110,000 with a pension to work part time for 8 months of the year.
Teacher: Teachers don't get paid enough. We need more money or your kids will all end up garbage men

Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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sex ed teacher

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016
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teacher

as you are a kid these guys may get n your nerves by throwing some Fucking homework on you're desk and you can get so pissed off at these adults because they have power over you and you do not have any power for twelve fucking years but at the end of high school you'll look back and realize that these son of a bitches actually helped you get somewhere in life
im mad at my fucking teacher
by palomino chitwood December 7, 2018
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grade teacher

a teacher who teaches all subjects in a class. Grade teachers usually teach in pre-primary and primary classes.
She has been a grade teacher for years.
by uttam maharjan March 8, 2010
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fuck teacher

A teacher who hangs out with all the girls that act like they are 21.
"Oml that's the fuck teacher Mr.Samuels !

"Ik that teacher flirts with all the pretty girls"
by Oml people open your eyes February 11, 2017
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History Teacher

A history teacher teaches you pointless but interesting things, but you will never use them. But if you can get on who wants to be a millionaire you will win as it’s full of pointless information and facts. Thank your history teacher for the 1,000,000 when you win.
Thanks history teacher for the 1,000,000’
by x•x June 11, 2020
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Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020
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