Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...

Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner

by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019

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joshua james turner

my beautiful baby that i love very much and would do absolutely anything for! xxxx

i love my joshua james turner

by lauren999999999 January 22, 2009

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Issac Lee Turner

duck

but also amazing,sweet,best boyfriend in the world❤🥺🥰i love you😘

Issac Lee Turner is a duck

by elizabeth:) March 14, 2020

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Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

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Poppy turner

The best person in the world. She will be with you no matter what and there will never be a moment when she isn’t talking. This girl is so beautiful that you will always compare other people to her. Very kind and loyal to all of her friends and will always support you no matter what.

You’re such a poppy turner.

Poppy turner is so amazing.

by Fhdh May 4, 2024

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