Having sex at least three times (a "turkey" is three strikes in a row in bowling) before getting out of bed in the morning.
by synchronicityii February 11, 2010
by Leish January 10, 2008
An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.
by WUADAXSP November 21, 2017
When you shove leaves up a bitches ass and have her fart them out then put snow in her pussy and have her queef a white Christmas
by Imtherealjoebidennigga November 17, 2016
A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.
Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.
by googims July 15, 2015
Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.
Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.
by lulahula9 October 11, 2013