by Mrs.Granese1005 January 5, 2014
Get the twerk trainmug. To be "on the train of despair" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.
Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be on the train / To be off the train.
- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
- I'm on the train of despair this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
by a66spam February 1, 2014
Get the on the train of despairmug. by Booty worker #10 October 1, 2014
Get the Booty Trainmug. The line of zombies needed kill non-human opponents in an area that is tough to access during a living dead match in Halo. Usually most zombies in a lame train act as cannon-fodder dying within a second of attacking the hiding Spartans but every now and then one is lucky enough to kill a human and turn them into a fellow zombie.
Zombie Player 1: Hey guys, these 4 noobs are camping at the end of that dead end tunnel and we need to infect them.
Zombie Player 2: Good call. Everyone form a lame train at the other end of the tunnel. We'll rush them once we're all there. They have shotguns and magnums so chances are most of us will die but one of us should be able to get them with our plasma sword.
Zombie Player 2: Good call. Everyone form a lame train at the other end of the tunnel. We'll rush them once we're all there. They have shotguns and magnums so chances are most of us will die but one of us should be able to get them with our plasma sword.
by not my chair, not my problem July 7, 2011
Get the Lame Trainmug. The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)
Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!
by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016
Get the Misty Trainmug. An event that takes place after you pleasure yourself to some questionable shit. The event starts immediately after climax, in which you feel nothing but shame and regret and sometimes even suicidal urges. The event could last up to entire weeks before the "Train" derails.
After jerking off to pictures of people in the yearbook and to pictures of my aunt, the Regret Train hit hard. I immediately started attempting many different types of suicide.
by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2017
Get the Regret Trainmug. While aboard the Amtrak #22 North bound for Poplar Bluff Missouri I decided to go hit the bar car in search of some train strange.
by K to tha G beotch October 16, 2019
Get the train strangemug.