toublike

an exquisite amount

I would like toublike not to go to saborosos

by bossmemesxx69 November 29, 2018

Toucha

A person who trys to get something out of others for nothing in return; pimp

"Dude, Look at you with your ho's, you're such a toucha"

by Emzza January 14, 2009

touch-butt

A form of "Athletic Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.

You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with the ponytail and I'm the one who ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting midgets.

by ninja shinobi July 31, 2016

Tour of 'Nam

Ever organisation has somewhere that is a real shitty posting. The hostile staff dont work, the city is a crack infested unemployment hellhole, and there is a union rep which attempts to eat managers alive.
Your boss will tell you it's charcter building; he means it will make or break you and everyone else he has sent there has gone AWOL or got out on a Section 8.

-Did you here about Dave?
-No, what's wrong? Didnt he get promotion and moved to Dunfermline?
-Yeah, he is off sick with stress
-Poor guy, imagine getting a Tour of 'Nam
-Let's phone him up and shout "Hey Handjob, Charly's in the wire!"

by BrettS September 4, 2006

musical tourettes

being unable to control the temptation of suddenly bursting into song

"wtf iz wrong w/you?!?!"
"dude its musical tourettes, i cant help-smack that all on the floor"
"???"
"smack that till u get sore"

by me myself and iiiiii August 19, 2008

touchy-feely

Very emotionally open. A touchy feely person wants to share their thoughts and emotions and have others share theirs. Touchy feeling information is too personal, sensitive, reflective, sentimental. Sometimes referring to religious content/ideas. Typically referring to something negatively.

I quit hanging out with Sharon after her near death experience, because everything she said was so touchy-feely.

by oblivion jones January 12, 2011

xbox toughguy

A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.

Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.

by GiJerry78 August 22, 2007