tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 October 10, 2006

Tomato-head

What's old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomato Head.

or (for those across the pond)

'Tis old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . Mister Tomatoe Head.

Please see Rhyner, Michael.

by I've got pickles in my ears, chuck. December 15, 2003

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

tomato snake

when your friend shoots a rattlesnake, and you chop up an insane amount of tomatoes to eat with it. like the people in stop loss with the bad texan accents do.

person a: "why is that lady chopping up so many tomatoes?"
person b: "duh, she's making tomato snake."

by tomatosnake March 30, 2012

Fuzzy Tomato

1. A little furry friendly killer tomato from the "Killer Tomaotes" series of films
2. A red headed person with messy or curly hair

1. Where can I get my Fuzzy Tomato doll.

2. Jill is a Fuzzy Tomato because of her red afro.

by Yogi-Donnie January 19, 2008

get tomato's

Code word to have anal sex with a girl resulting in tomato paste on ones junk (see duck butter).

Who do you know you still don't like tomato's?

Dude! Did you get tomato's last night?

Dude! Who gives up the tomato's on the first date?!? And sober?

by pokemon kid October 19, 2007

tomato cunt

A cunt on their period.

That girl is a tomato cunt.

by Glue Gun January 15, 2016