Thirsty

Looking to sip on a tall drink of water

Person 1: “Ooo that man is fine! He’s such a gilf.”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”

Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”

by Leonora_Medici December 1, 2022

Thirsty Jane

Where a person masturbates to completion into a milkshake and makes someone else drink it.

I took her to Culver’s for dinner and for dessert I made her a thirsty Jane…

by Ruben Lucid December 2, 2022

Thirsty

water hungry.

you: “I’m thirsty…”
me: “your horny?”
you: “WHAT, no…”
me: “you REALLY wanna fuck me right now don’t you?”
you: “NO!!! I’m need water!”
me: “water… as in… cum?”
you: “NO!!! like actual water!!”
me: “you mean water hungry?”
you: “wtf…”
me: “so, you wanna fuck me?”
you: “no.”
me: “fine, here is a cup of water”

by Super straight… December 30, 2022

Thirsty

A word for a girl who desperately wants to date somebody, or have sex.

Girl 1: Oh my god…Chad is so hot…
Girl 2: Seriously Girl 1? You’re so thirsty.
Girl 1: What? He’s just so dreamy…
Girl 2: Ugh.

by The Power, the Power to Read August 9, 2023

The thirsties

When you have smoked marijuana and you have unquenchable thirst.

Damn, on 4/20 I had a serious case of the thirsties.

by 420rdogg September 10, 2023

Thirsty 30s

When a men or woman is newly divorced, and there thirsty for sexual adventure

Becky just divorced her high school sweetheart and is so thirsty 30s right now

by zooted3000 November 27, 2021

Thirsty

When you have too low cannibinoid activity in your brain...

She's so thirsty she puts on used lipstick 💄ew

by BethNie November 27, 2021