meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team

The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!

by mormdavid March 28, 2015

Meat Rifle

another word for penis, cock, schlong, or any other dick reference you can think of

want me to shoot you with my meat rifle ?

by Peter, Matt, Cameron December 9, 2008

Baby Meat

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

meat tag

Tattoo that military personal (infantry mostly) get on the ribcage that says the persons name or other identity. Used because even if a body is burned beyond recognition, tattoos can still be seen.

Tom just got out of boot camp and got his meat tag before he ships out to Iraq.

by Chris Korsakis June 30, 2008

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 February 16, 2006

meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004