Brown Shlong

shit on the cock from ass fucking

I got a brown shlong from this girl

by AverageCockSlaps July 8, 2009

fort salonga

a small hood on long island that is ruled by the akj.

fort salonga! =

by $&%*@!&# October 12, 2008

Salone

Super nice and slightly emo girl obsessed with music and book/TV fandoms. That sounds kind of weird, but trust me, if you become best friends with her, she'll be the most caring, considerate and kind girl you can relate to and who will always be there during your hard times.

"Who's the best friend you've ever had?" "Oh, definitely Salone. She's awesome!"

by Im always right xoxo July 3, 2017

shlong

a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.

when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.

by Johnney Hooligan November 4, 2003

Tanning Salon

1. When a man places his nuts on over the eyes of a woman laying down.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.

1. Hey bro, I pulled the tanning salon on my bitch last night, she couldn't see shit.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.

by <BLG> May 20, 2008

shlong it up

to fuck or hit with a shlong

eyo those are some hot chicks lets shlong them up

by j money August 23, 2003

Shlongoid

See Dongus

We painted a shlongoid on his face while he was sleeping

by Combat 84 June 30, 2004