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Swedish Bass Fetish

A sexual activity invented by the Swedes. The Bass Fetish involves shoving an entire bass guitar up a goats rectum. Occasionally it is possible to also cram an amp in there.
That Swede won't play bass ever since that accident last year with the Swedish Bass Fetish.
by iamalex April 28, 2009
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Swedish breakfast

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex
hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast
by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007
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Juden sweinhunt

Classic German phrase to get jews alerted. Wherever there is jews allowed there is poverty and chaos.
"Juden sweinhunt" bring me my sandals.

or in Hitlers germany they could say.

This "juden sweinhunt" was productive after all (said by soldiers LOL sharing gold and jewlery in the camps).

That "juden sweinhunt" screwed the society for years but due to greed his in my backyard, 6 feet under that is.
by Adolf Wong Hitler March 8, 2009
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Swedish Meatball Dinner

While giving a girl a rim job, she shits all over your face. Spike with laxative to force a Swedish Meatball Dinner
I was giving this girl a rim job and i ended up with a swedish meatball dinner
by Korky Butchev January 28, 2010
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Swedish

A sexual practice when a man puts his erect penis between a pair of large lubricated breasts and pumps until he reaches orgasm thus producing an ejaculation. In California this is called "Russian". Also known as a "tit fuck" or "Swedish fuck". The bigger the breasts the better the act and sensations leading to orgasm.
My wife allowed me to do Swedish on her when she gets her period. Her tits are the largest on that time of month.
by Melinda Goldberg October 10, 2004
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Swedish Keyhole

A sexual act where two women pour vodka into each others pussy and drink it out
Me and kate got drunk last night and i entered he swedish keyhole
by steven123 December 13, 2007
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Swedish Foghorn

If your getting head and you blow an airhorn just before you bust a nut, she will jerk up and you will continue to orgasm and blow it in her face, this is called a Swedish Foghorn.
Your girlfriend complained because you failed to warn her last time, this time give her the Swedish Foghorn. Is there any better warning? NO!!!

You meet a girl at a party and decide to get freaky, you take her to a vacant room, when all your buds hear the telltale sign of the Swedish Foghorn, "a loud horn", they will cheer your name, mad props.
by Tyler Jn. December 9, 2008
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