Superman Funko Pop

A literal funko pop that looks like Superman, bro has powers too.

Hey mom, can you give me that Superman Funko Pop?

by Colton20101 March 28, 2023

Superman Batman

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.

Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025

Supermanning

Taking bed sheets and sticking them to the girl's back with your own ejaculate

Clark said Lois likes superheroes, so he tried supermanning her.

by Jhowsie April 8, 2025

Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Superman Durag

People who wear their durag flap out are gay.

That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.

by Therealniggaknight January 28, 2021

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

Superman blunt

a weed blunt laced with coke

Yo you tryna smoke a superman blunt? Fuck yeah

by Teki December 26, 2023