Hamids Stump

A women who looks like the bottom half a tree or a buffalo.

"Dat hoe looks like Hamids Stump2

by dizzy ratbeard September 3, 2016

dump stump

The toilet.

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"

by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013

Stump

The shortened version of Stumphead.

"these kids are stumps"

by Abragore January 23, 2019

stump

stump is a word used to describe an idiot or a dumbass

that kid in math class is fucking stump

by lgmacallum September 4, 2018

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021

rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.

Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back

by RumperStumper April 22, 2014

Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.

Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.

by geeimatree October 12, 2021