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stelfie

A picture that includes yourself (see selfie) and at least one other person, usually in the background, who is completely unaware that their picture was taken.

Short for "stealthy selfie" and usually performed between friends as a good natured prank, stelfies are considered a whimsical and fun pastime.

There are those who take pictures of other people and post them in public places without their permission but mainstream stelfie enthusiasts do not support this practice.
I caught George picking his nose when I took this stelfie at the concert last night.
by the gypsiest morgan ever September 17, 2014
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steel-wooling

Steel-Wooling is the act of rubbing your body hair (leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair etc.) against someone else's body, causing their skin to heat up and hurt (like being rubbed with steel wool).
Steel-wooling:
Jacinta: "Ow! Brad just steel-wooled me!"
Shaniqua: "Haha, you shouldn't have gotten near his legs! They're so hairy."
by tjmorse March 19, 2016
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steel dick

When a guy has a lot to drink and will never cum
Derek got so drunk today that he had steel dick!
by Zoeys mom October 3, 2017
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Steel Curtain

A sex move created by none other than Russian President Vladimar Putin to show how strong and masculine he is. When man drop balls on eye socket so all that can see is strong communist man meat. While he do this another strong communist man put breed penis in mouth. All i taste is strong Russia. He do that another strong Russian man breed my butthole. I want to only feel Russia. While he do that another strong Russia man let me breed him out in anus. While he do that another strong Russian man pull on my balls. While he do that 40-50 other strong Russian men make Bukkake me covering me in glorious seed of Russia.
Putin is getting a steel curtain from Ukraine.
by DerpyMcTFcktard May 7, 2022
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vern steel

worlds most adept specialist pornstar, often admired by beings of all species throughout the modern world. after finding fame he proved that his intellect was almost as big as his penis, through the critically acclaimed work - "Vern Steel - the book of the film". He also works part time pimping out young deprived scots and in Chelsea, and has broken the hearts of many men and women worldwide through his marriage to the well renowned medslut.
Shall we watch the Vern Steel trilogy tonight?-hell yeah

Wow that guy's almost a vern, -not quite that would be impossible, vern's at least 3 feet longer, what a trouser snake.
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Sheet Steeler

When sharing a bed, one who hogs the sheets or pulls the sheets away from the other person while they are sleeping.
In the middle of the night, I woke up because I was cold and found my husband covered by all of the sheets. He was the sheet steeler.
by I love my sheets May 25, 2009
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painless steel

describing a gun that is very shiny or chromed,usually replacing the name of stainless steel. named by a excellent fearless, fierce shooter or sniper.
this is a silver 20 caliber. with a extended clip,hairpin trigger. screaming murder from the painless steel.

dude put that away this a school. oops gues ill just...............

oh crap BOOMBOOM BOOM
by kaisean13 August 24, 2009
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