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Dresden Stack

A German sexual fetish characterized, by two men sitting on each others laps and defacating into the same toilet simultaneously.
Although Doug was the larger of the two men, he was able able to execute a perfect Dresden Stack, by dropping four turds between Jacob's legs into the toilet.
by Sam Mechling September 4, 2008
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The Stack

The end all, be all of STDs.

The Stack includes all of the following and more:
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Hepatitis A, B twice, C
Gingivitis

The Plague
Impotence
Premature ejaculation
Cancer
Food Poisoning

Osteoporosis
Scurvy

Shrinkage
Small Pox

Anal Leakage/Seepage
Prolonged Lifespan
Aids

Phenylkketonuria(PKU)

Non-consensual Homosexuality

Third testicle (regardless of gender)
Uneven tire wear

Bad sense of direction
Conversion to the church of Gary Busey

Obsessive stamp collecting
Reverse bilingualism
Port-o-potty Specialist

Deviated septum
Slavery
Conversion to Judaism
Nipple lactation

Appreciation for modern art
High interest rates
Weak investment portfolio
Shaq-fu
And it will ruin your credit score.

There is no known cure. If you contract The Stack, do not attempt to kill yourself for it will only anger the disease.
I may have The Stack, but at least I'm still white.
by TheStackPatientZero December 16, 2011
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Stacked to the bit

a lot of something, full, plenty of something, chock-full
I'm stacked to the bit with files over here. I can't handle anymore.

Since no one showed up for my party, I'm stacked to the bit with beer.
by Ed8070 June 23, 2008
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poo stache

1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescents upper lip hair.

2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .

3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"

"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"

"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman July 28, 2008
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D-Stack

A term originating in Mississippi that is used to refer to a mans genitalia.
Colin: What's up Rachel.

Rachel: Just shut up and give me the D-Stack.
by TheP0larBear March 16, 2011
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I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).
"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009
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blow one's stack

One of the few times the normally cool Rice blew her stack during the first term...
by The Finn March 28, 2005
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