stalky stalks

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022

Stacey

a beautiful redhead. plays video games. down to earth personality with a laid back attitude. loves to help people. overall she is the perfect woman.

Person A: wow she is beautiful, and is she really playing video games in the arcade?

Person B: your right and she is!!

Person A: she must be a Stacey!

by ima.gaylord February 6, 2010

stale fish

A stale fish is a trick on a snowboard where you get air off a jump and grab your board on your heel edge with your back hand, between your bindings.

Sick Stale Fish on that jump dude!

by SnowboardAddiction.com December 27, 2011

Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.

(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.

by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

Stanley

The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!

John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.

Frank:No way! How did that happen?

John:Oh he pulled a Stanley

Frank:Dumbass!

by McRoot123 January 18, 2012

stale

a joke, comment, or phrase that is usually intended to be funny or humorous but isn't

by Anonymous June 2, 2003