Slacker

An accolite of the Church of Subgenius. A person who chooses the path of least resistance.

Norm: "Shizzle dude, it's time for work..."
Accolite: "..Tell em I cant go in because my religion forbids it"

by DBob July 8, 2004

Porker Stalker

An individual who has a fettish for those who are morbidally obese, could also refer to a keen lover of bacon.

Did you see Dave dancing with Gemma last night, man he's a porker stalker

by Lawrence Accardi and Amez October 23, 2008

Stalker

Someone who wrote the definition of someone else on urban dictionary. Also someone who loves bacon.

He wrote a definition of that person's name. Must be a Stalker.

by Bacon is inside you March 7, 2013

stalkeriffic

the act of watching someone and/or following so much it is quite creepy.

"Would it be totally stalkeriffic if I went down that guys road?"

Guy1-lets follow her
Guy2-no way man, i dont want her to think were stalkeriffic!

by Grill Cheesey April 29, 2006

Stacked's Law

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.

oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.

by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010

Social Media Stalker

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful

My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

by recruiterpoet September 6, 2012

stacked

cheating by arranging the way a game is played to give one side an unfair advantage

stacked deck of cards in poker or a stacked online multiplayer video game

by B Beene May 10, 2006