electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.

If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009

urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food

You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.

by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011

Whispering Squirrel

A little furry bastard that whispers to people.

Did you see what whispering squirrel sent?

by i am the squirrel January 24, 2012

Neck Squirrel

That pattern of hair that crawls from the back of your head down your neck, across the previously cut border, in an attempt to hide underneath the neck of your shirt.

Man, you gotta help me. It's not time for a haircut, so, if I supply the trimmers, will you cut off this relentless neck squirrel!

by 6-Pack Jack July 23, 2011

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

pet-squirrel

A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.

"Petey never pulls any tail. As a result he spends alot of time playing with his pet-squirrel."

by VALIS_GOOSE February 25, 2009

Silver squirrel

Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush

Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny

by Yeldarbrellef May 5, 2018