Squirrel that shit 

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

Squirrel that shit by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

squirrel brains 

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.

"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"

squirrel brains by Rubbaneck November 16, 2004

squirrel elbow 

Originally from the inner cities of New York this disease is passed on from squirrels to humans when sleeping. The human elbow emits an odor that confuses these inner city squirrels in to thinking the elbow is in fact another squirrel. In turn the squirrel tries to hit it, but first nibbles on the elbow as foreplay. The elbow then becomes pregnant or infected. If you have ever seen someone with an abnormally large elbow, theres a 90% chance are they are a victim of this disease. If the elbow is not treated soon enough, it will never stop growing.

That bitch got squirrel elbow

squirrel elbow by jamiemothafukinmillabitch June 17, 2007

squirrel butt 

Person who acts stupid. Some of the ways to be a squirrel butt:
1. Stealing other people's made up words
2. Taking people's stuff
3. Taunting people
4. Making fun of friends

Dude1: You are so weird! Haha! Look at the weird kid!
Dude2: Shutup, man. You're such a squirrel butt !

squirrel butt by LiveUrLife_Randomosity February 11, 2009

squirrel looking for a nut

A term for a guy looking to get his rocks off with a chick.

When Mike D. and Billy went to the bar Mike commented that he was horny. Billy said that Mike was always horny. Mike stated, "I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut".

squirrel looking for a nut by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

Squirrel Friend

A good female friend, tight girl buddy. You are not BFFs, but you are close enough to share the casual crap of daily life.

OMG what a shit day at the office! I'm calling my squirrel friends to meet me for happy hour.

Squirrel Friend by thepipster November 27, 2012

Squirrel Fucked 

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

Squirrel Fucked by weekend drunk October 11, 2011