The Swedish Squat 

When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

The Swedish Squat by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens by von groovy June 28, 2017

squatty 

The quality of being squatty: to have compressed features, to be wider than tall.

Doanld's girlfriend is squatty.

squatty by Jay 2 the 4Skin October 18, 2006

squeagle 

1. An amazing Rave Dance move, slightly emminating from the hips- but not too much. a good squeagle also involves a creepy smile and lifted hand, forming 90' angles with the elbow.

Last night, at the club, my gay lover taught me how to 'squeagle'.

squeagle by DrunkenWindian January 15, 2009

Squat Lobster 

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.

Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.

Squat Lobster by tensuke February 23, 2013

Pappa Squat 

Used to say Peace Out or I'm Out

Colby: Dude that party was Awesome!

Jeff: Yeah but I'm gonna get outta here before the cops show up, Pappa Squat.

Colby: Aiight Peace.

Pappa Squat by Jordash #17 August 19, 2008

Paintball Squatter 

A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.

Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?

Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.

Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters

Paintball Squatter by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010