Squarebag

A paper grocery bag containing a 6 or 12 pack of cans of the alcoholic beverage commonly known as beer.

Hey guy, can you come back to the station-house with a squarebag for the Sergeant?

by Maurice Lung October 6, 2005

squeeze a loaf

1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)

Aaron and Bob squeeze a loaf after eating the buffet at Sweet Tomatoes

by IWasIntroducedtoUDByASnake April 6, 2015

squito

1. female who sucks dick as often as a mosquito sucks blood
2. annoying or obnoxious female

I fucked with her before she became a squito

by datboideme June 17, 2019

Jelly squat

Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8


Gotcha Ms. Miller

Play jelly squat at recess

by NJSA commisioner #.5 March 19, 2009

Nervous squirts

When a girl gets too excited and has a slight orgasm.

Sarah: omg look at his bulge I think I might get the nervous squirts

by Djbro66 January 23, 2016

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Glow Squid

The most useless Mob to ever exist literally just a retexture of the normal squid. The glow squid doesn't hypnotize you (google it if you don't believe me), it doesn't actually glow but the texture just doesn't get dark, the only other drop it has besides ink sacs is prismarine shards.

The Glow Squid shouldn't have won the mob vote since it is useless.
Also yes I am salty about the Glow Squid winning and I hope everyone who voted for it regrets it.

by Don't worry about it at all. October 8, 2020