shweet

The term used to mean the opposite of "sweet" in a pseudo-sarcastic way.

"Dude, yesterday I was fired, got home to find an eviction notice, turned around to see my car being towed, and then saw my girlfriend making out with some asshole..."
"shweet..."

by Amlethae December 13, 2004

Speech Residue

When you're talking too much and your mouth gets soggy

I'm talking so much, my mouth has Speech Residue
Gross, man.

by JigglyJumbo July 7, 2011

shweet

A social media post, especially a tweet, composed whilst taking a shit.

Please disregard Donald's early morning shweet. He was probably constipated.

by leadgeek June 10, 2017

Spee

onomatopoeia for breaking wind

When Hakeem let one out it made this very sound; "Speeeeeeeeee"

by Zodaxyz May 23, 2019

Shween

Our almighty leader. Has too much power, could take your life in mere seconds.

Oh fuck, it's Shween! Our lives are in danger!

by GiveMeShweenPlease February 8, 2021

Shween

A strikingly good-looking girl.

"There were so many shweens there last night, it was insane! "

by The Weas January 4, 2022

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019