Spineless Cunt

A woman(or wife) who habitually lies in order to keep the real man in their life to pay their bills(or hand out money) and provide a feeling of safety/stability, while they continue to maintain a relationship with another guy who's a weak spineless emo puppy dog. The reasoning behind this is the real man is steadfast, strong and gives respect when given, while the other lame emo loser is easily controlled, a professor of love serenades and would literally eat a mile of the "spineless cunt"s shit to lick her asshole. The Spineless Cunt is the lowest form of life, for she can never make a real decision, maintain a solid foundation of integrity or generate enough good karma to walk about everyday life with true inner fullfillment and grace. Even worse, the emo men she chooses are unattractive with greasy acne, excessive body hair, snaggly crooked teeth and droopy down syndrome eyes. The fact that people like this can continue to walk the earth stealing oxygen from good honest people is appalling, and should be a crime.

Kayla(Spineless Cunt) goes with Sam on dates to nice restaurants, and other fun and pricey venues of entertainment, all the while she guards her phone texting or sexting Thomas, who continuously tells her how amazing she is, and that he wants to make a shrine consisting of her toe nail clippings. VOMIT

by hatingallwomencuzof1 April 17, 2011

The Jerry Springer Show

A concentration of white/black trash.

The Jerry Springer Show is hilarious to watch.

by amethyst January 14, 2008

spinerafelia

adj.(spine-ra-feel-e-a)

spinerafelia, the sexual attraction to a spine in your anal cavity

spinerafeliac
n.(spine-ra-feel-e-ack)

a person who practices spinerafelia

patrick likes spines in his anal cavity... patrick is a spinerafeliac and practices spinerafelia

by trenalets July 14, 2009

Spring Leggeron

The "leprechaun" of springtime. Not just a leprechaun, the leggeron jumps five times as high and is able to lie, but the rewards of tricking the leggeron are much greater than a pot of gold. No one has tricked the spring leggeron, though, so the prize is not exactly known, but there are legends that it is eternal youth or any wish granted.

I almost caught the spring leggeron! It defeated me, though, again.

by AmbidextrousTomato April 9, 2010

Springeresque

An adjective that decribes a situation that involves extreme and ongoing drama.

A springeresque life.

by Archeo Bob April 29, 2010

Spriends

Spriends is the plural of spriend, which is a person with whom you do sports, share your sport experiences, visions and goals. Spriends are different from regular friends as the topic of communication between the two people is restricted to or dominated by sports.

I'm meeting my spriends for an epic mountain bike ride on the weekend.

by miki0108 January 21, 2013

spring peeper

Once the warm weather rolls around in spring time, perverts come out and peep into your windows.

i was watching t.v. on a warm march night and noticed a spring peeper looking in my window.

by catpuke March 27, 2013