Middle Spoon

In spooning, the spoon located between big spoon and little spoon. Could be considered the best of both worlds, but also comes with the problem of excess body heat and inability to move without moving two other people

I was middle spoon, which was great until it got really hot and sweaty and big and little were both asleep

by once upon a ketchup bottle April 7, 2010

spoon

an ever most miraculous band made up of Britt Daniel Jim Eno and Joshua Zarbo. the best thing to ever happen to music. amazing. all wonderful and good band that eveyone loves! ah!

i truely enjoyed spoon's 30 gallon tank album.

by orange juice February 21, 2004

spoon head

A derivative term used to describe Cardassians by characters in the Star Trek Universe

Why should we help him, did he kill one of the spoon heads?

by Colostomyexplosion June 4, 2007

spoon goblin

A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.

Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"

by Roosill March 5, 2009

Spoon Boy

A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.

"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"

"How did he do that?"

"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"

by Truthy March 5, 2013

Caramel Spoon

Something that happens in tylers pants.
A phenomenon that occurs when donations reach Over 9000. This causes Msico (phil) to shoop da woop and begin charging his lazer. As this is happening, Marrissa recieves a mysterious phone call from a private number. The caller says "So I herd u leik Mudkipz" and hangs up. Marissa does a barrel roll as she faints, just barely missing the blast from phils lazer which has been aimed at tylers weak spot to do massive damage.
Tyler wakes up just in time to grab a shovel that his wife gave him over 500 years ago and deflects the lazer blast, but shrinks the shovel down to the size of a spoon. Tyler is so excited and overcome by adrenaline that he puts his hand back in the pants, still holding the spoon...right as he soils himself.
the result is the fabled...caramel spoon.

"dude, did you hear about the caramel spoon?" asked jim
"Yeah man, i heard there was a whole bowl full!" I replied.

by Billyblanksbody October 10, 2008

Spoon

What I eat my Trix cereal with.

Guy1: Trix is the best
Guy2: What the fuck, why are you shoving your face in your bowl?
Guy1: Thats how you eat it...
Guy2: Yo nigga try this shit, it's called a spoon
Guy1: Damn, kickass

by James Darkness July 6, 2009