split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside

dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night

by muttafugga June 24, 2016

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019

Lickity Split

A lick then

Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup

by rasberry frog October 13, 2020

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face

Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.

by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015