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Statesville

An increasingly dynamic city that is starting to overflow with Colombians whom we have to smile at everyday. Where mostly everyone is cheap and one actually meets the socially accepted wealthy white person who steals. The high school's library at one point was home to a counterfeit bill industry and the place where I saw my first triple rainbow and not because of drugs people, which there is an abundance of. Student activities also include throwing eggs at hobos living in tents under the bridges or anything else that seems to be in their way and to an extent but not limited to skinny dipping in random, apartment and hotel pools. A place where ghost hunters find pleasure in finding abandon buildings such as the old abandoned hospital, hotels, houses you name it. Where bonfires, and fireworks are restricted within city limits but occur regardless every now and then. Statesville is also home to huge old houses, ugly dogs, and crazy obsessed, scary video game geeks that work at Game Stop. Yes, Statesville has a country club but it also has a sketchy ass gentleman's club creeping with syphilis infected hoes. Nonetheless, despite all the negative aspects about Shitsville/S-ville I will say that this "city" breeds incredible creativity so there is hope.
Random ideas among friends who thrive in Statesville: "Let's bake a cake and deliver it at a God forsaken hour!", "Yeah let's try to feed it to a squirrel!!"
by Jon Flug August 22, 2011
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Spaceshit

A word used to describe movies taking place in space or on alien planets and galaxies. Films that contain spaceships/space-travel, aliens civilizations , space colonization, space stations etc.

Usually used on the high budget, mass appeal, blockbuster type of films, but can also be used on smaler spaceshit films like, «Moon (2009)».
So Disney is making like 5 Star Wars films now and we are also getting a trilogy of Avatar films. That's a lot of spaceshit for the next year.
by Anon333 September 23, 2015
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United States of America

Everything that's wrong with Western society can be found here: A country filled with ignorant, obese, gun-loving, xenophobic, brainwashed, Christian fools who don't know what freedom means despite shouting it around all day. If you don't believe me take a look at who they just elected as president
by just_a_normal_dude April 1, 2017
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ace of spades black

An old phrase meaning a very dark skinned negro.
by RandomBastard27 January 19, 2018
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King of Spades

A man (usually white but may also be Asian or Latino) who has a fetish for black women. Counterpart of "Queen of Spades" (white women who prefer black men).
A King of Spades (KOS) is a man who truly values and knows how to treat black women the way black men could never do both romantically and sexually. These kings are usually white but some are also Latino and even Asian. Although obfuscated by mainstream media these kings are rising in numbers in real life.
by Sr. Presidente July 14, 2023
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united states of america

A beautiful nation, with many diverse people living together. The fact that we can openly critisize and make rediculous claims about the government freely is what makes USA such a wonderful nation. Many people bash America as it seems the "cool" and "popular" thing to do. Ofcourse America isn't perfect, but it's going well, and has been doing tremendously--especially for it's youth. America fought a long battle against racism, and everyone's rights are equal and protected, yet there is still underlying racism among some people.
The United states of america, despite it's problems, has many diverse citizens, and is overall a great country for anyone to visit.
by Aless December 28, 2005
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United States Federal Government

A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.

Be a thief, the government hates competition.
Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.
by yu suk November 15, 2003
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