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Sparkler

You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire
Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July
by Vinegar Doppio (definitely not December 9, 2019
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Rainbow sparkle puss

by Auddawg July 9, 2017
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fist burst with fadeaway sparkles

The bumping and immediate opening of fists followed by fluttering and retracting fingers.

Comon gesture used to give props.
<you>"Hey Canadian boy. I reckon you like to say "eh" all the time! EH?!"
<your best friend>"Burn!"
<both><fist burst with fadeaway sparkles>
by g-zero July 9, 2010
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Sparkle

To sparkle is to have a heinous bout of diarrhea, due either to natural causes or laxative abuse.
Jeez, Kelly! After my XXL Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee, I really need to sparkle!
by ZeMagicBullet May 25, 2010
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sparkler

That other definition is a pile of flaming crap in a bag because honestly, what fag carries glitter around with him. A true sparkler is as follows. You are boning a small flexible chick. You lie on your back while she bends both legs behind her head. You place her on top of you with the *ahem key in the lock, and proceed to spin her. Be careful though not to screw up and damage the erectile tissue of your penis.
Ardy- Dude, I gave my ho a sparkler.
Poot- Shiiiiiit man. How was it.
Ardy- It was wild at first, but now I have erectile disfunction.
Poot- That's rough yo.
by Schpappy party of 3 April 26, 2006
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sparked

The alcoholic state when you're not quite buzzed but on your way.
1) I'm not quite buzzed yet, i'm sparked.
by Stoick October 20, 2008
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