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Snider

Can be used in many ways as an offense or just a name.

Offense: dick, asshole etc.
Name: human, child, creature
Don’t go being a snider! (Offense)
You dirty minded sniders (just a name)
by Unknown Link February 24, 2019
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Sniper

A coward. Real men will come at you with a big sword and cut your head off. This guy will hide in the highest tower he can find and blow your brains out with a rifle from a kilometer away. What a noob. What a dick.
That dumbass sniper keeps blowing my fucking head off!
I've had enough of these goddamn snipers!
Who would win: a demolition expert with a claymore, or a sniper?
My right hand man is a spy. He should be able to get rid of that sniper easily enough.
So there I was, looking down my scope at another sniper...
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
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sniper monke

a being of pure energy that could destroy galaxies with a single snap, responsible for the creation of life, the universe and anything your small mortal mind could imagine
by sniper monke is daddy October 18, 2021
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Loan Sniper

When your wife owes you money, so you shoot your load in her eye.

AKA. When a wife gets added to credit and kills your deal due to excessive shopping.
Steve came home early and saw three Coach purses and 15 pairs of shoes, he then proceeded to give her the loan sniper.
by NWFHA August 6, 2009
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Chinese Sniper

When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.
Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
by Jarod22 March 16, 2013
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Jess the Jambo singer

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.
"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "
by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019
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Mr. Swīgert

Mr. Swīgert is some would call a very good person! He watches porn and it’s very fun to chill in his basement while he sticks it in me!
Mr. Swīgert is so sexy! I saw Mr.Swigert in the hall and he was looking thicc as hell!
by Sexy Buddha669 January 30, 2020
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