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Sneak brag 

When one pretends to complain about something, when in fact, he is actually trying to brag about it.
Jason, don't whine about how you can't find any skinny jeans to fit you because your penis is too large. It's an obvious sneak brag.
Sneak brag by zingaseat June 16, 2011

sneaky hot 

Hot, but not totally smoking hot. Girls who are sneaky hot are not usually in the conversation of being among the hottest of their group, but when mentioned or seen you remember that they are rather attractive. They are generally better looking in person than on TV or in pictures.
Bill Simmons, aka "The Sports Guy," has created the "Sneaky Hot Hall of Fame" for actresses who look better in person than on TV. Its members include Lauren Graham, Laura Linney, Anne Hathaway, Diane Sawyer, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Lori Loughlin.
sneaky hot by Devveyovich June 23, 2008

the sneaky bait and switch 

When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.
While my roommate was passed out,we dis the sneaky bait and switch on him.

sneaky jellyfish 

The sneaky jellyfish is performed in a hot tub with other people in it. You discretely rub one out and let it float around. Sooner or later the cum will stick on someones chest.
Girl: "Ahh this hot tub is so relaxing"
Guy: "Yeah it is,but what is that on your chest"
Girl: "Ewww I dont know its really sticky..."
Guy: "Hahaha looks to be none other but the sneaky jellyfish!!!"

sneaky fast 

A term used to describe a fast, Caucasian football player.
Brent Musburger: Jeff Maehl, everyone, everyone, who plays him says he is sneaky fast.
sneaky fast by GardenState January 12, 2011

sneaky pirate 

A sneaky Pirate is when a man is taking a girl from behind then spits on her back making her turn around. then he will poke her in the eye with his penis.
My eye hurts from the sneaky Pirate john gave me last night
sneaky pirate by s13dws December 9, 2006