cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

by Colton April 4, 2005

smugglin raisins

Hard nipples

"Damn, that girl's smugglin raisins! Did you see those things? Looked like some headlights."

by thomas January 29, 2004

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Rainbow Smuggler

A person who can not always be spotted as homosexual right away. An individual, who like a rainbow which can be hazy at times, is none the less clearly a homosexual. This coincides with the rainbow being the indentifying mark of the homosexual community. Sometimes hazy, sometimes clear, but always gay.

Frank you have been acting gay lately, are you a rainbow smuggler?

by Mike Postal Hauncho July 1, 2010

fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.

Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.

by Lucy M December 9, 2007

Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006