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The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
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Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.
by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021
mugGet the Chocolate Smoothiemug.

MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.
¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨
by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021
mugGet the MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIEmug.

Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024
mugGet the Banana Smoothiemug.

Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
by Shredder88 October 15, 2023
mugGet the Bologna smoothiemug.

stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.
After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.
by alwaysinthedark March 6, 2015
mugGet the stiring the smoothiemug.

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