A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
by BigLSharp September 4, 2024
Get the Slop Slurpermug. Relating to any sort of content that is mass produced in a fast manner. Used in the country song "Slop Yard Daddy".
by PsySlop May 31, 2025
Get the Slopmug. by Manziel April 5, 2015
Get the Slopsmug. by BurntToast7 November 12, 2020
Get the SLOPmug. “Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”
“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”
by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024
Get the Slop Rocketmug. by metropack2 August 5, 2025
Get the emo slopmug. 1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
Get the Slop Journalismmug.