Mud-slide sandwich

when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.

Instead of wiping my ass i decided to do the Mud-slide sandwich with my husband

Mud-slide sandwich by reeeeenknk'a January 16, 2020

wirtual slide 

When you pop the grass slide a bit too hard and end up doing a wirtual bug

Acer would've gotten world record but he did a wirtual slide at the end

wirtual slide by rackmanigenius123 July 4, 2022

Denver Rock Slide 

when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.

Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.

Denver Rock Slide by mooseshadows March 16, 2015

German Slip'n Slide 

Involves any accomplished sexual positions on a bed with plastic sheets, a gallon of baby oil, and a wooden spoon.

That German Slip'n Slide was wild at Bill's last night.

German Slip'n Slide by Das_Groot December 17, 2016

stick and slide 

Similar to "soggy biscuit," stick and slide is a much larger scale event. Gathering about two hundred men and having them jerk off onto a slip n slide, the last of whom to climax must them run and slide down the slip n slide.

Yeah it was so gross, jerry was the last one and had to finish the stick and slide.

stick and slide by MrFieldhouse April 16, 2017

Curbside Slip’N Slide 

When the next rest stop is 5 miles away but you just can’t make it. Therefore, leaving an oddly viscous crap on the side of a highway.

Jerry! Dad just left a curbside Slip’N Slide at mile marker 15!

Curbside Slip’N Slide by DirtyDavy January 3, 2021

icy purple headed super slide 

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

icy purple headed super slide by GaligayoGalilei February 25, 2021