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Skanking

A violent dance often used at punk rock shows that is intended to look like a wild flailing shaking of a person enjoying the energy of the music. However it is usually employed as a subterfuge meant to hide the dancers intent to aggressively assault and hospitalize as many people as possible before either being arrested or coming down from the trance like psychotic LSD and Methamphetamine rush.
Hey Charlie was skanking his way through that crowd on the dancefloor screaming and ranting about being a demon wolverine.
by Toodles ass puppy August 25, 2025
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face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.
Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty
by Pinkspi January 18, 2009
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Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.
A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."
by makingnoises March 21, 2010
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Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
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Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!
by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
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Multi-slacking

Doing multiple non-productive things at once. E.G. Playing Words with Friends, shopping on Amazon, watching Vines, etc.
I didn't get my report at work done cuz I was multi-slacking.
by Brainblaze January 12, 2015
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foot spanking

Letting loose with the flat of your foot, pressing peddle to metal with a sharp quick movement.
"...the Mustang deserved a good foot spanking."
by Edouardo101 September 23, 2016
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