skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018

Sugar Skunk

An individual cursed with insufferable body odor who attempts to mask it with yummy perfume.

Mtume smells like doom and tries to cover it up with yummy perfume.

Tyrone smells like provolone and tries to cover it up with yummy cologne.

My heart sunk when I discovered my one night stand was a Sugar Skunk.

by Vanilladream October 2, 2014

Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019

Skunk lung

When a person tries to swallow seman after oral sex and inhales it into their lungs.

I can’t breathe, cough cough, sucking your dick, cough cough, gave me skunk lung

by Shrilnixx November 10, 2017

Hitting the skunk

Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time

When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 5, 2019

awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence

Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...

by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016

What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!

Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!

by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022