Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.

Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan May 3, 2021

spiffy

another word for weed in the UK. probably heard it from the show SKINS.

“wanna do a little spiffy?”

“for sure mate.”

by sam.19sc May 6, 2021

StiffyStash

A group of 10 or more rock-hard cocks in a 4 meter wide radius. And they have to be at least 18 inches long.

"Yo yesterday I went to the gay strip club and saw 4 Stiffystashes"

by SchlongSlanger June 8, 2021

Stiffy

Basically a stiff boner

"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 28, 2021

stiffy

A stiffy refers to a new mask

god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.

by Bofa.d August 1, 2021

stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021

Spiffy

Something my art teacher says to describe “good”

Logan: “What do you think?”
My art teacher: “Wow! That looks so spiffy!”

by ApHr0d1t3 October 27, 2021