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Smeeter

a stylish new clothing line specializing in hats and tee shirts. can be purchased at smeeterwear.com
There goes another good looking guy wearing one of those cool smeeter hats again, he must have bought that exclusive shirt on that hot website smeeterwear.com.
by Smeeterwear.com March 22, 2009
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Since it’s not a fact I use it as a question (phrase):

1. If a person of the same sex or opposite sex, have darker skin. Does that mean they are physically sweeter? i.e., Sweeter sperm/very cleanly/organized/Smell amazing all the time. 2. May be used to describe a feeling i.e., "You are really sweet." 3. Words of love or feelings of excitement i.e., Horney/come hither/prior knowledge lmao.
1. Enjoying a night on the town, alone with headphones on. Wishing that you had someone beside you so you didnt have to feel alone anymore. Someone to talk to, someone worth talking to. Someone smart, sweet, and who plays off your soul. Always glancing when you see a shape, hear a sound, feel a vibe that catches your attention. Leading you to wonder more and to somehow become known. If you were to find that person, they might feel somewhat the same when they first lay eyes on you. Becoming intimate, passionate, caring, and truly in love with something leads to the idea, "The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice." Ohhhhhh baby
by J-Wabb March 28, 2012
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Skeezer

a popular board game in sweden. a game of skill as well as chance.
Man, that game of skeezer was intense!
by jason biggs June 12, 2002
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Skeezer

A skeezer will make you fall in love with them and act like they didnt mean to...They will tell you that they love you with all their hearts and wanna spend the rest of their life with you and then they will drop you like a bad habbit when something else comes alone they think will better their image....No matter how good the victim (the guy) is to her and no matter how the guy she dumps him for is...she will still come around and let you think there is hope for you and even if she tells you there isnt any hope left the victim still cant move on because skeezers are the worst of all females and once you have been bitten you are fucked.....The term has other definitions mainly from around cali and new york it means dirty ass hoe...
Damn i still love dat Skeezer.
Shit why cant i get over dat Skeezer.
I should have never talked to dat damn skeezer.
by Big J. December 14, 2006
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Skeezer

That skeezer really loves black cock
by HoesWhoLovesHoes August 9, 2021
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Skeezer Fishing Team

1. A group based in dunnellon florida that fishes for skeezers and gets crunk
Damn those guys in skeezer fishing team are badass
by sft 993 January 13, 2010
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skeezer

A skeezer is a gold digger, a ho, a female con artist (figuratively or literally), or in general, a woman with low morals who is out to extract money from others through shady means.
That skeezer tried to jack my watch, my ring, my wallet, and my gun!
by Bruce Bentley January 3, 2006
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