Stand up at the sit down

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.

Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

by Cameron269 January 21, 2010

Taking a Sit

When you go to the toilet and achive more 'sitting' than 'shitting'
It may be that you are just lazy and hiding from the boss, got carried away reading a magazine or maybe you are genuinely constipated!?!
Any of the above can be considered 'Taking a Sit'

Example 1
Tim: That was a good sit!
Tom: What do you mean?
Tim: I Must have a bit of corn stuck in the cilo!
Tom: Sick

Example 2
Boss: Where have you been for the past half hour
Employee: I was going toilet
Boss: Oh, I see, you were taking a sit

by RIPSHITnBUST June 29, 2011

Cinder Block Sit Down

A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.

Poor Sam couldn't handle the cinder block sit down, but now I have this nifty paper weight.

by harderass January 16, 2013

take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.

It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.

by backotruck October 28, 2013

Atomic Sit-Up

When you crouch over a sleeping dude's face and punch their testicles, immediatly causing a reflexive situp, so they sit up and their face hits your ass.

Hey, that private over in the LCA just gut atomic sit-upped.

by Dominic B. March 3, 2004

You sit down when you pee!

When a guy is acting girly or kinda limp-wristed, tell him "You sit down when you pee" as in he's acting like a girl, so why not use the pisser like them

Paul:That cd was like, so totally SUPER!!!
Jonh:Dude, You sit down when you pee!!

by Akilles September 12, 2005

Gay Sit

The gay sit is whenever you sit weirdly or on anything that is not a chair, like a kitchen counter or a desk.

Max: Why is Mike always sitting with his knees to his chest on the table?
Lucas: That's the gay sit because he's gay.

by onlyssca January 21, 2020