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Skiddles

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.
Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008
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burr under the saddle

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.
by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009
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Blazing Saddles

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.
You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!
by MaZe February 12, 2004
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saddlehorn

saddlehorn
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Sniddle

Rubbing a blanket against your nose and sniffing it.
Sniddle my blanket all you want!
by Sniddle McMuffins March 30, 2010
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saddle up and ride

A girls badonkadonk, or big sexxy ass.
by d money March 24, 2004
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sex saddle

When you put a miniature daddy saddle on your partners cock and ride as either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl
My uncle and I are gonna use the sex saddle tonight! Yee-haw!
by That stupid hoe November 23, 2015
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