shrek's cum

The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.

OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM

by DA! October 14, 2020

Shrek Is Love

To Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek.

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight.

by Mike Hunt onmablles October 4, 2020

tyrannosaurus shreks

The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.

"Bro, look at those Tyrannosaurus Shreks

by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX July 5, 2017

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 January 6, 2008

watchin' shrek

A guy code for masturbation.

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

by Codeezy March 3, 2006

Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022