the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 9, 2010
Get the shotgun surprisemug. Shotgun love is when you love a wide amount of things. Instead of a single shot and loving one thing and being one track minded its like loving an assortment of things. SHOTGUN LOVERS however have two definitions. Number 1 is to be in an open relationship. Loving an assortment of people. Number 2 is love that is so gorgeous and stunning it scatters and spreads like a shotgun shot, from person to person like an infection almost.
1: They're shotgun lovers constantly on the look for their next mark.
2: They are shotgun lovers and sooner or later their love will hit you too.
2: They are shotgun lovers and sooner or later their love will hit you too.
by OEnglishOne September 15, 2019
Get the Shotgun loversmug. by ParkerMation September 26, 2017
Get the shotgun wangmug. When someone gets shotgun permanently. The person with perma-shotgun dosen't have to call shotgun to have the front seat. They automatically have it.
by Jake Ridley September 17, 2007
Get the perma-shotgunmug. When she's too old to be jail bait (18 or older), but too young for her dad to be okay with you dating her because of the age difference (e.g. she's 19 and you're 27, or she's 23 and you're 31, etc.). Therefore, her father is likely to go for the shotgun when he meets you.
When a girl is older than 18, but you're so much older than she is that you're probably taking advantage of her inexperience / naiveté.
When dating a girl makes you uncomfortable, even though she's legal, because she's so much younger than you are.
When a girl is older than 18, but you're so much older than she is that you're probably taking advantage of her inexperience / naiveté.
When dating a girl makes you uncomfortable, even though she's legal, because she's so much younger than you are.
Friend: "Dude, she's SO into you, and she's totally legal."
You: "Man, that's not what her daddy would say. She's shotgun bait."
Friend: "She's only with you because she's too young to know better."
You: "Well, it's not like she's jail bait."
Friend: "Yeah, but she's shotgun bait. In a couple of years she'll wonder what she was thinking. Then you're gonna get it."
Friend: "Go for it, man. It's not like she's jailbait or anything."
You: "Yeah, but she was TEN when I graduated from high school -- THE FIFTH GRADE when I went to college! That's messed up, man. As far as I'm concerned, she's shotgun bait."
You: "Man, that's not what her daddy would say. She's shotgun bait."
Friend: "She's only with you because she's too young to know better."
You: "Well, it's not like she's jail bait."
Friend: "Yeah, but she's shotgun bait. In a couple of years she'll wonder what she was thinking. Then you're gonna get it."
Friend: "Go for it, man. It's not like she's jailbait or anything."
You: "Yeah, but she was TEN when I graduated from high school -- THE FIFTH GRADE when I went to college! That's messed up, man. As far as I'm concerned, she's shotgun bait."
by Anonymous1980 December 17, 2010
Get the shotgun baitmug. by PGW-PSW August 29, 2016
Get the sactown shotgunmug. When you fart in a rapid fashion, blowing very small particles of feces in, and around the toilet bowl.
My stomach was so upset, that I sat down on the toilet and had a shotgun shit, which nearly blew the bowl apart.
by Todd Akers May 28, 2007
Get the shotgun shitmug.