Shanghai Meat Spin

When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.

Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?

Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin

by JohnnyBoy6969 February 24, 2010

Shalangalang

The compulsive need to use sounds instead of words.

Example 1;

Otisha: Hey shalangalang, is that my hat?

Kacey: scootily boop ding dang.

Example 2;

Paul: So, I got Shanias number last night!

Brian: oooopy doopy clippity clop shalangalang!

by Tilidog September 9, 2011

Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010

Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.

Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?

by T3n5oR October 15, 2008

shangle

to fuck a girl up the ass while she does a mid-air split

Special K: Who do you like to shangle?

Gaudett: My ThinkPad has a big hole between the mother-board and the JIZ-Sticky

by The Realest March 7, 2003

shanghai-ed

Verb form of the word shanghai. The process of Shanghai-ing.

I just Shanghai-ed a lady's purse and took all her dough.

by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006

Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002