shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.

WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!

by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008

shitty fuck ass

The best swear word ever, made up spontaneously by my friend, alias Carla Buchman.

I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!

by Evelynne Wicker May 3, 2004

shitty bitch

foul smelling odor, originated in eg

damn that bop brandes smells like shitty bitch

by count bopula November 1, 2007

Shitty Weather Day

A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.

A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.

Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.

Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.

by Chevi Lovaine February 14, 2012

shitty stick

an expression similar to not touching a person of the opposite sex 'with a 10ft barge pole'
a metaphorical stick describing the action of fighting off the advances of another person that is not phsyically attractive.

Drunk man: Hey man, that chick looks hot, go chat her up
Not so drunk man: Are you kidding me?! i wouldn't touch her with a shitty stick

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Shitty mood

When you feel a shit coming out.

Tyler D-P: Yoooo Boss
Mykola:Yo what up?
Tyler D-P:Nothing much mayn you?
Mykola:Just got out of a shitty mood
Tyler D-P:ah, bad day?
Mykola: no i just took a shit a second ago

by smythy94 October 28, 2009