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Creampie Selfie

When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created
Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
Creampie Selfie by SlopNChop November 13, 2018
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Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina
hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie

Seat belt selfie 

Term for person (usually women) who only take selfies while in a car or driving and nowhere else, with the seat belt neatly across the chest. Person may have self image issues and feel hidden somewhat by being in a vehicle as they post no other type of self pictures.
What do you think of the new girl, Debbie? She looks kinda cute, but it's hard to tell with all the seat belt selfies on her Facebook page.
Seat belt selfie by Lazy_Tiger July 18, 2016

cat selfie 

A selfie taken with your cat
I posted a cat selfie on my Instagram
cat selfie by nickrobinsonandcats September 7, 2015

golden selfie 

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.
The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.
golden selfie by setophaga September 24, 2013
Word of the Day on September 27, 2013

video selfie 

Basically all you do is take a 7-10 seconds long video of yourself frozen in selfie mode, with a moving background of some sorts so it looks like a video.
Man, I took my selfie's to another level by making a Video Selfie!
video selfie by Cody Strawn April 14, 2014

inappropriate selfie 

When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
inappropriate selfie by jmbx2007x January 26, 2015
Word of the Day on January 28, 2015