slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

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Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.

"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.

by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

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Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast

You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas

by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016

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Scooter

Lit thing that people like to ride at skateparks with friends

Can u backie on that scooter

by xXAidoAXx January 28, 2018

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The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

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flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

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