Scooter

nickname for Irving Lewis Libby who was the first Jewish person to serve in the President and Vice President's Office at the White House.

Scooter got sent to federal prison, lives in Northern Virginia, and is licensed to practice law in multiple states.

by Coop Dupe January 26, 2020

angry scooter

When a shaven man has sex with a girl and she gets subsequent pubic rashes on her labia.

I thought it was herpes, but the rash was just angry scooter.

by Antibaby December 27, 2010

scooter

1: noun - A small 2-wheeled motor vehicle, usually with a single cylider engine of 250cc or less. Most often ridden by nerds, chicks and biker wannabes, scooters are excellent transportation around small towns, campgrounds and trailer parks, but are unsafe on public highways as they can seldom move faster than the average dog.

2. noun/slang - When used by dedicated biker refer to their large motorcycles, 1000cc or bigger, such as Harleys, Goldwings, Ventures, Boss Hoss etc...but not usually race bikes (see Crotch Rocket)

1. Hey, Muffy, let's ride our scooters over to the ice cream shop.
2. "No, man, I ain't havin' more than 5 or 6 beers....I got the scooter tonight."

by oldtigercub March 21, 2011

Scooter

A narcissistic and toxic person that steps on and bullies anyone he has to to get to the top

Scooter played a part in the harmful bullying of Taylor Swift and then went on to buy the rights to her music in a ploy to have power over and sabotage her

by Boo² the fool June 30, 2019

E-Scooter

Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.

After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.

by R3publican January 13, 2023

Travis scooter

Rip off version of Travis Scott

Dude:"Bro I just got travis scooter!"
Dude 2: "isn't it the rip off dude?"

by le cat obsessed person November 7, 2022

Jt Scooters And Co

Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all

Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop

by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021