Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.

Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

scotch

scotch is definetly not the proper word used to describe scots. it is usually used this way by idiot foreigners who have clearly never been to scotland otherwise theyd have there ass kicked.scot or scottish is acceptable though.scotch can be used to describe produce from scotland eg sotch whisky, scotch broth ect this is fine

im starvin imm gonna have some scotch broth
retard:hey are you scotch
scot: fuck you (arse kicking commences)

by crazyscot545 January 11, 2006

scratcher

a girl typically that instead of or along with screamin moaning ect scratches your back chest legs etc while getting sexed up

my girlfriend is a great scratcher

by TAF119 March 16, 2009

Scotchy

A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.

Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.

by Ronaldson February 5, 2010

The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"

You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009

cunt scratcher

A short skirt worn by ladies which barely covers their snatch.

See Jenny last night? She had this white cunt scratcher on, I could smell what she had for lunch!

by DAM May 17, 2006

Scratch and Sniff

Scrathing of the box and/or ass and sneaking a sniff when apparently no one is looking (but someone may catch you)!

Lil scratched her box, then tried to sneak a sniff when she lit a pull

by Noster April 28, 2004