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Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger
Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.
by The real Guru July 28, 2018
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sasey

Look at sasey they’re perfect
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fwoomp scale

A scale of measurement where at least one of the reference points is "fwoomp"
Girl: Did you see him last night? On a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he's like a 9.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.

Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.
by Ashen Empires June 12, 2007
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kavanaugh scale

The likelyhood, on a scale of 1 to 10, of a person being molested or assaulted in a given institution.
Sue "I got into Yale!"
Brett "You better be careful, I heard that's a six on the Kavanaugh scale."
by Teeeeeeerent October 2, 2018
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that measures a women's attractiveness.

1- she... It.

2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.

3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.

4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy

5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)

6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)

7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)

8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)

9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)

10 - same as 9, but in her prime

So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
Dude I just hit it off with a girl with a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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scane

1. To understand what someone has just said.
2. To agree with someone.
"Oh scane, scane"
by Ben Wynne September 2, 2003
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Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"
by Bert Bert August 8, 2005
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