Pampers Sampras

When a man serves up his balls so fast and hard that the object of his passion poops her pants.

I gave her a Pampers Sampras last night, and she poopt 'em good.

by Pat B. April 3, 2007

Sausage Sampler

Another word for cock whore. One who sucks more than one dick.

"Britney Spears and Chris Crocker are Sausage Samplers!"

by Mr Neo Black December 9, 2008

Fresh Sample

(verb) The act of licking your fingers and then wiping them on your friend (usually across the teeth or face)

Here friend, have a fresh sample.

by Kyle Stienberg January 9, 2009

scamperer

one who scampers, usually while in possession of some trinket s/he has light-fingered from a store display, usually out of the store.

Store Detective: "Judging by your cheesy outfit, I had you pegged as a scamperer from the moment you walked in!"

Scamperer (clutching a solid-sterling-silver letter trivet): "Are youse kiddin', Boss? I wuz gonna buy dis!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe August 19, 2008

scalp rat

Hairpiece; toupe. Worn by either gender. Use follows failure of the comb-over. Favored by males who run personal ads in free local publications advertising eviction sales, bull roasts, and stained couches(free to good homes). A do-it-yourself scalp rat can be had for free in certain neighborhoods if you know your way around a bowie knife.

Hey handsome, your scalp rat doesn't go with the rest of your hair.

Is that a scalp rat on your head or do you have a rodent problem at home?

Oh no, the wind blew off her custom scalp rat!

by mookamutt December 16, 2008

scagpad

Where junkies congregate to shoot heroin. Could be an apartment, an old abandoned farm house, or that shitty room close to the railway tracks which nobody dares to enter.

Meet you at the scagpad man, lets shoot some smack!

by swamyg February 19, 2009

Sampaoli

A bald man who sells smoke and is generally accompained of Beccacecce who does the same thing as his friend

Sampaoli

by asdefaeas April 1, 2018