scarf

simply means "to steal"

hey, man...you scarfed my beer I was saving,... dude. Not Cool.

by hazenworld.com September 1, 2008

Scaife Spot

To park your car in the largest available space in a car park in order to protect it, usually at the end of a row. Typically a Scaife Spot car parker would rest one set wheels on one side of the car space line in order to leave a larger gap between the next car.

(1) An example of a prime Scaife Spot would be a busy shopping center car park front row at one end.

(2) Jim : 'Your late...'

Andy: 'Sorry I parked at the far end of the car park to get a Scaife Spot'.

(3) James: 'There goes Andy being anal again by parking in the last space in the car park and on top of that hogging a second space'

by Andy Scaife December 12, 2006

Scatfrot

The act of when a frot occurs while using feces as lubricant.

Tyson and Andrew had a nice long scatfrot today. Tyson's girlfriend was upset when she saw the aftermath.

by xxxdood June 29, 2009

Scarffy

(Adj) Extremely scruffy. To be on a much higher level of scruffiness. Uber-Scruffy, if you will.

"We shouldn't walk down that alley."

"Why dude?"

"Look at that homeless guy, he's fucking scarffy dude, I can smell his ballsack from here, fuck that."

by hammybonayz April 29, 2010

scaffin the gap

Having sex with a female, getting inside a woman, easing tensionable situations (closing the gap) Fantasising with friends about a nice lookin broad........

I'de love to scaff her gap,
She down for a scaffin
Can i scrape your gape miss?
Scaffin the gap on that would be killa......

by DaddyDares August 13, 2010

Scalfing

Standing in a gymnasium with one leg bent with a foot on the back of a bleacher while resting an elbow on said leg.

Watching a basketball game while Scalfing is the best way to keep an eye on the crowd.

by Basketstheclown June 14, 2017

Scarfarmpit

(pronounced scar-farm-pit)

used to describe someone who makes you want to vomit either because they stink like farm. Or it could be because you just don't like them at all. or it can be used to describe a disgusting stench.

ps. can be used as a plural or a noun or a plural noun.

1. you are such a scarfarmpit johnny!

2. look at those scarfarmpits! they stink!

3. that place scarfarmpits.

4. what a scafarmpity sweater.

by emd1as January 13, 2010